Guys masturbating on chatrandom

22 Mar

Fortunately, my friend Bill — my always sensitive and caring friend — can't help saying, "So, what is wrong with you tonight? As new chatters appear in a window on-screen, he types as fast as he can, politely asking if they'll answer questions for a news story. Köhler has seen guys with it after vigorous masturbation."Afterward, the penis looks like an eggplant," he says.In addition to our own mucky, solo, hand-shandies – frequently executed when you’re asleep next to us I’m afraid, ladies – many (if not most) chaps have tugged the terrapin openly in the company of pals. Beware: you’re about to go down a dark, NSFW rabbit hole, dear reader. My question is: why would anyone make something like that up? Of biscuit, I mean.’ Greg: ‘I expect absorbency is a factor. So in the interests of science and grisly curiosity, uk recruited a panel of seasoned onanists to get the lowdown on mass-turbation. Another lad produced a biccie from somewhere – a digestive, I seem to recall – and we all just cracked on.’ Rick: ‘…how did you do? There are no winners.’ Paul: ‘Is a digestive the best choice? I was minding my own business, editing a movie review, when my friend Bill Forman stopped by my desk and told me he'd just been OK'd to do a cover story on Chatroulette. "You mean that chat website overrun by exhibitionists and masturbators? I'd heard about the site on one of those late-night tabloid TV shows (which, of course, I was flipping past on the way to PBS). "Why are you suddenly concerned about my parenting? "Here's the thing: If I go online alone, I'm not sure I can get a story. " I'm puzzled for a moment, then realize what he's thinking.

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Those of you with a nervous disposition, or a tender gag reflex, may want to go and play with some kittens. The nation’s most notorious masturbatory pastime: a circle of panting degenerates loom over a table with a biscuit in the centre in order to ejaculate on the, let’s say, ginger nut. A chocolate coating would certainly help, and perhaps some sort of sweet filling.’ Rick: ‘Jaffa cake then, innit.’ Ollie: ‘Ah, but is it technically a biscuit?

For those brave souls still with us, our methodology was to identify five distinct varieties of ‘team tug’, outline the rules, and see if our panelists have tried them out, or had any thoughts on how they might get on. Last to finish scoffs the biscuit, sour frosting and all. The last thing you’d want is some smart arse proving it’s a cake.

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