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There’s an intrinsic and unbreakable link between fat and funny, and you’ll be pleased to know that it goes beyond the fact that both words begin with an F.

A: Pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen. A: None, the beer should be open when SHE brings it! An inter-racial abortion why did the Mexicans only bring 8,000 men to attack the Alamo?

Q: What’s the similarities between a jew and a stiff nipple? Q: What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby? Q: What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? What's pink and bubbly and scratches at the glass? Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Q: How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman? A: A frog in a blender What's black or white and red all over? (pinches skin on both sides of neck) A: An Ethiopian eating a cornflake.

Because Asian women are substantially thinner than their white counterparts, it is only natural that their overall desirability would increase. A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear. A: He got food poisoning from an 11 year old wiener. Q: What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane? Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? My son Q: What’s green and red, green and red, green and red? A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. It allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. What lives in my basement, is Black and Blue, and hates sex? -- The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? What two things does a black woman get after an abortion??? A "Thank You" card from the welfare system of her state. All the ones who can run, jump, or swim have already crossed the border. Peter tells the Jew, "We're full, so you can go back, but only if you promise to stop being cheap." Then he tells the fag the same, but "only if you promise to stop thinking about gay sex." They go back, but then the Jew sees a penny on the floor, tries to pick it up, and they both die. The Priest says "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid with me? What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get for christmas? What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? Maggots Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? ” A Rabbi and a Priest are walking down the street when they see a 7 year old boy come out of a candy store. " Sis: "Yeah, that's what Dad says too." Q: How did the Virgin Mary know Jesus was gay? it only takes one nail to hang the picture Q: How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl? whats the difference between black people and dog shit? There’s no doubting that some of the fat people jokes are funny, but whether you’re laughing or not is likely to depend on your relationship to the joke and the joker.It also seems especially edgy because weight is such a sensitive issue and can stem from some fairly complex and deep-seated psychological issues. A: “I was giving a [email protected] to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me.” Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign: Handjob: Cheese sandwich: He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks, “Are you the one giving out handjobs? ”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest. A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich! “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied. We’ve been discussing comedy and weight over on the MAN v FAT forum and Facebook page.The depressing conclusion is that overweight men are extremely likely to be on the receiving end of fat people jokes, perhaps because male culture is so much more likely to revert to gags than female culture – laughing and being rude is often just how we handle things.